I am officialy known as the ferret elevator by Mikey. He's got a system down and has me whipped. He climbs up to his cage to do his business, or eat/drink or take a short nap. The door is 24" off the ground. When he's finished, he will patiently wait about 5 seconds by the door staring RIGHT AT ME!!! with those little devil "help me im cute" eyes. If he hasn't gotten my attention by now, he will start pawing at the floor...*sigh* he's losing his patience...I cant believe I made him wait this long...If I worked as a hotel elevator operator, I'd be FIRED!!! Finally I get up...cup my hands together, and wait as he graciously crawls on my hands and waits for the ride down to the ground...but wait... whats this? OH NOT A KISS!!! Yes... for using the mommy elevator service, he has to give me a kiss before he gets down...he was shy the first time, but he knows now to tip the elevator worker... otherwise he gets a RASBERRY!!!!!! muahaha I'm evil >:) Mikey and Jack were playing in the living room today...dooking and Hee-Hee'ing and my dad comes in and says "If you dont get those chickens some inhalers, we're fixin to have us some good ol country redneck cookin" (of course he was joking) Funny he said that, because thats what they sound like...chickens having asthma attacks. -valerie and the elevator chickens ===== ~*~*~ VALERIE ~*~*~ ,',', __ \ `'`,/ \ ()o=; `'`','`/ . \/ / ( / \" / \(_ \(_ ~*`~*`FERRETS RULE~`*~`* [Posted in FML issue 4190]