Ferret Juggling : The act of keeping multiple wired weasels from bobbing
for bubbles in the pail reserved for cleaning up, as you are cleaning up
after them - and/or the act of keeping the same multiple fuzzy fiends
from entering the food pantry to liberate items not currently on their
list of acceptable ferret food items.
 
FerretTone : The noise emitted when one fuzzy violates the sacred space
of another fuzzy.
 
 :)
[Posted in FML issue 4150]