As you sit minding your own business, a roaring sound is heard behind you and above you. When you turn to look, what do you see? A huge Tennessee Twister! And on it, by gosh is the Ferret Oracle windsurfing towards you just a hollerin'. "YEEEEEE-HAW Puppets!!!!! Tell yew whut! This be the greatest twister I ever rode out of the Tennessee woods!" Behind her the twister gently spits out various objects such as a staff, wagon, pot, eyeglasses, etc one by one ... all into place on the ground. Various creatures called ferrets glide down out of the mouth of the tornado beside the Oracle. One special pretty and dainty little girl is bouncing wildly about the Oracles feet with a big mushroom in her mouth. The robed one reaches down and sighs with relief as this is the last ingredient to add to her 'shine .... her potion. Surely she will be able to have a clear vision from this and be able to announce to all the mystery of WRMQ. You cringe as she crumbles the extra ingredient into the solution, stirs in yet a tuft of Dippy hair, and then drinks it casually. Licking her lips, the Oracle shoots down the rest left in the goblet. Her arm gets thrown up dramatically across her forehead and she sways. The ferret's watch intensely as her face seems enlightened. She then gathers herself and stands triumphantly! "Ferret love puppets ... I have seen the prophecy. I have seen it all so very clearly! All the faces that are but one great unforgettable face in ferretdom. The vision has come to me in a rush. Today, May 8th, is a special day ... a memorable one indeed. White Russian, the most gorgeous of creatures passed away on this date ... not loosing the battle to ADV, but winning it. Because of the grand efforts of his courageous mother, Judy Gronwald, and this ferrets' blaring personality people started to pay attention, become aware of and actively fight to prevent the spread of ADV. I will never forget that animal and his face. What blanketed my vision ... was the object of the vision itself all along. I have seen an indescribable quilt laden with many pictures of White Russian to memorialize him and the fight against ADV. And by God its' gorgeous. Puppets, I waaaaant this quilt. When you see it, you will want this quilt. And I can now see how to get it. Dippy tried to tell me, by showing me a ticket days ago. It was a raffle ticket ... a raffle ticket that could be the winning ticket that can make you the owner of this White Russian Memorial Quilt and make you warmly smile each time you remember how your money went to 100% help research ADV for your ferrets in White Russians memory. What a great thing it is for us all to come together in his memory for this endeavor. Mark my words, you will see this happen. You will see photos of what I can see in my grand mind right now. Be on the lookout for this to come true and for an annoucnement on how to make it all happen, because this work of art is absolutely stunning ... and that's not the 'shrooms speaking." The Oracle stops and looks concerned over her shoulder. And then you see why ... a wall of water from Tennessee is making its way towards you. She warns you to get to high ground as she grins and sets up her board. With a gesture she gathers all her things and they magically dematerialize into a wisp of smoke. With another gesture she makes mini-surfboards appear beneath all the ferrets feet. The great wave from the floods of TN roars behind them and off they go ..... surfing out of site! All that's left now is a little chill to the air. Hmmm..... a quilt would help that! Wolfy Watch for the prophecy to come true ... in the meantime check out: http://www.geocities.com/russiansmom/index.html Wolfy Wolfy's site has MOVED to: http://wolfysluv.jacksnet.com/ [Posted in FML issue 4141]