Dearest Ranger, I am sorry, I haven't written lately, but Mom has put Nikki & me, in charge of watching over our Brother Spanky. Even though he's weak, he keeps us busy. He is so happy we're Engaged. What do you think will happen with the warring Clans, the Drunken Oracle and the Awaken Sukie Creature? Spanky, says not to worry, with enough Ferretone, all will be well, soon. Is that true? Enough Ferretone, will fix anything? I hope so, we haven't heard from our cousin's, the O'Hara's, in such a long time. I sure hope their raisin stash is safe. You haven't heard anything bad, have you? Oh Ranger, Mom made some of that "World Famous, Doodlebug's Chicken Pate". Oh Ranger, it's WONDERFUL! I'm not sick, but when she brings it in for Spanky, everyone, (except for Nikki), is jumping all over the plate, we be helping him out by gobbling up our fair share. It's almost as good as Ferretone & Ferretvite in one. Doodlebug is not only a Movie Star; he's a great Chef too. He's a sweet guy and his heart totally belongs to Dippy. It's so sad her Daddy is such a MAJOR POOP HEAD, where Doodlebug is concern. I sure hope he changes his mind, about him; I want my friend Dippy to be as happy as I am now, since I have you. I have a small package, for you. I have asked Mom to send it to you tomorrow. I Pick out lots of stuff I liked, just for you. I hope you like them too. Well, Ranger, Dearest, got to run, Mom's bringing the "Doodlebug's Chicken Pate" for Spanky dinner. Boy does he have it made, even his medicine is Chicken flavored. Yours, Ruby Jean O'Ferret [Posted in FML issue 4136]