It was a quiet evening at home and feeling rather amorous the two of us proceeded to the bedroom. With Rod Stewart's new CD playing in the background it made for a very romantic time. Well since my husband well is ...... (use your imagination, this is my story and I can invoke the exaggeration clause at any time) and I am a perfect 38, 28, 32-again exaggeration clause (ya back in high school) So to the point things became steamy. So there I am lying in bed and "badum, badum"- ferret across the head. O.k. I can ignore this. But, no wait when there is one ferret there is always a second to follow. Ignoring. Yes, yes I am back in the moment. My husband is gently caouressing my ear. Wait a minute, wait a minute only one ear at a time. But, thanks for the ear washes my little Winnie, now off the bed! Yes I can still remain in the mood!! With determination on my side this will succeed! Ok who the hell is biting my foot, because it sure as he!& ain't my husband?! I AM STILL GOING TO WIN AND STAY IN THE MOMENT!!!! Think music playing, hunk of husband, i'm back at my high school weight. I can do this. Ten uninterrupted minutes of pure blis - that's it sniffing certain body parts is just going to far! The moment is gone :-( Now my husband and I are just giggle ourselves silly. Note for ferret manual - put the ferrets away before nookie! Dear Penthouse, I had the most unusual 8some this weekend. Ferretlila [Posted in FML issue 4117]