>How many ferrets does it take to dig completely through a four pack of >double roll toilet paper? Every ferret owner knows..... only one (-: Of >course you also need the ferret owner dumb enough to leave the shopping >bag on the floor. Actually, in our house it just takes one teleporting ferret who can open cabinet doors. Rascal, Trixie, Daphne, Precious and Princess are the experts ;). [Posted in FML issue 4080]