::A woman is bent over, hovering over something that is steaming. Little ferrety creatures watch very interstedly. Smacking her gum as she weeds out treasures from the steamers, she then prepares them in her cauldren. A gorgious, cute champayney-cinnamony little girl with coal black eyes, slightly turn up in the corners keeps her close company.:: Dippy: "More trouble?" FO: "Indeed." Dippy: "You think you got enough?" FO: "Absolutely." Dippy: "Is it done yet, ya think?" FO: "Yup" ::The woman in a large robe rises, with the prepared treasures in her hands. She raises her hands high in the air, and begins her ritual: "Puppets! The ugly ferret nazi's have gripped your our souls once again! No more foul talk of this Troy Lynn." ::she blesses you:: "No more talk of Peta's." ::she blesses you once again:: "No more talk of who said what military messes." ::Cracking her gum she blesses you:: "And no more talk of Kat/Tara/Kim and AC." ::She blows a bubble and blesses you again. There is a small tug on her robe:: FO: "What?" Dippy: "Well um, its just peoples have to talk to solve problems. Dat's how da humans work ya know". FO: "Certainly". DIppy: "Yah but you're like askin' them all to 'shhhhh'. Dat wont' solve nuthin'. FO: "Agreed". DIppy: "Well, how come ya does it then?!" FO: "Dippy, nothing gets solved if you don't debate the actual topic. When you start judging people, imposing beliefs rather than offering opinions, going off on tangent subjects, or not meddling in others business... not only is nothing solved, but people, ferrets and work are hurt. Dippy: "You is da Oracle. You make peoples laugh, and you wish happy birthdays and you predict events. Don't ya think you is interfering?" FO: "Well... umm..... noooo.... well yaaah... I mean.... Don' you have something to lick?!" DIppy: "Sheeeeesh, testy! You know I is right." FO: "Okay, but I want everyone to take a breath, and laugh... and then they maybe can either take a break from the discussions or focus on making them constructive." Dippy: "Dats not yer place." FO: "Maybe you're right. But you can't blame me for trying. I care about these people" ::The oracle starts to hop on one foot and spin around, chanting. She works hard to rid the area of Ferret Nazi's.: "NAZI"S BE GONE! Shew, there. If that doens't help, the FML might get buried again by that Lily and Switch. Not pretty. ::She pulls holds out the three treasured hairballs she prepared... and walks over to three ladies. She reaches out and holds one under each of the ladies noses and tells them to inhale their essence. And it was good. Kim shyly sniffed hers. Tara practically snorted hers. And Kat was loving it so much she almost ate hers. The Robed One had to smack her to stop her:: "You guys? You are on the same page as it were and don't even know it. Its just you have so much passion you do not see. Maybe the fumes of the hairballs will clear your mind. We all agree that no harm was meant from the begining. Kim was just trying her best to help Kat. Kat was just trying her every option to help herself and her ferret. The post Tara wrote was eloquently put, naming no names, had no harsh opinions, was pretty fair, and was just a warning to some who may not be in the best of positions to make a good judgement call when exposed to an irresponsible AC. We all agree, that vets and experts come first. We all agree, that we should be very careful not to make any decisions based souly on one opinion (whether that is a vets or an AC's). We all agree, that Kat is a smart lady, and will do the best she can for herself and loved ones. And I hope.... that we all agree its really none of our business what she does, believes, or feels. Some of us agree that Animal Communication is a complementery to what we already do for our pets... and that often it is even used as a last resort when everything else fails. Really you guys are all saying the same things, with very minor differences. No big deal. No need to make it one." Dippy: "I hope dey agree to disagree." FO: "Yah man and to consider each others different points and hear each other." DIppy: "You is gonna get egg on your face for doin dis excorcism and spell ya know" FO: "Yeaaaaaaaaaaah." ::she makes a pouty face:: "I might. But I gotta try to make em laugh!" :: She scoops up the apple of her eye and magically dissapears.:: The Ferret Oracle Wolfy's site has MOVED to: http://wolfysluv.jacksnet.com/ [Posted in FML issue 4079]