::Poof! A puff of blue smoke billows out of nowhere and in it, you see a woman standing in a flowing robe. She crosses her arm over and bows with great flare.:: "Greetings puppets! I am here to announce that I am going to the ferret symposium in October! Yes, so if you go, you will get to meet the Great Robed One! Lucky you! You will see my famous 'splat matt', my famous depends, my famous hairball collection, my famous everything! Yes. You will actually be able to touch my magic robe, hold my chewing gum, smell my hairballs, or try out my splat matt. My dainty little self will be floating across the symposium area and I will delite all. I may have some Bush beans to bring to use as fuel if I bring the red wagon. Yes. Puppets, at the last symposium, I also appeared in a restaurant after one of the symposium days. I walked table to table adminstering Ferret Nazi exorcisms on the spot. I cleansed the entire area in fact. I read Bob Churches future by throwing my hair balls on the table by his food. I was able to predict the next time he "got lucky" in fact. I gave Linda Iroff a personal exocism. I blessed Renee Downs, Judy Cooke, and many others with Depends. My work is just never done, I tell you. So if you go to the symposium, you will be blessed with my presense. ::She whirls her robe around in one fluid movement and dissapears into the smoke:: The Great Ferret Oracle (Don't worry Linda I will have extra fire extinquishers on hand, as she gave me explicit permission to use special effects. ::she looks over her shoulder:: Yes, she did too Wolfy. She did. She said I could. She did too, I swear it!) Wolfy's site has MOVED to: http://wolfysluv.jacksnet.com/ [Posted in FML issue 4078]