Cool Story about your ferret who teleported into a locked cage. They really DO things like that don't they.. it is not just my imagination that they do these things right?.. I looked for almost TWO DAYS for francis.. I ( please don't tell anyone this) actually broke the lock to my tenents basement apartment as they were on vacation and I thought maybe francis had gotten in there..but no. No francis. After another search in the pouring rain with a flashlight and rattling a box of Bandits...I finally threw myself on the couch wailing and heard a faint rustling from my studio.My daughter honed in on the rustling, picked up my art portfolio and said> Mom !.. why is this so heavy.?? My daughter found Francis sleeping away in an art portfolio.Snoozing and dreaming among the watercolor landscapes and charcoal portraits..I had already looked in there a zillion times. Beam me up. Christine. [Posted in FML issue 4062]