Found this on a board I'm on and of course I had to see what came up for "ferret" (It was 2 a.m. and I was trying anything to amuse myself and stay awake for the next five hours until I got off work) Some of them are better than others. any comments in ( ) are mine...There were so many things for "ferret" I had to edit all but the best stuff for it to be short enough to post! http://www.googlism.com/index.htm Googlism for: ferret ferret is under way ferret is now online (Darned FLO operatives at it again I apparently) ferret is very mischevious (Nah, just a myth) ferret is doing a strange thing with her mouth (No telling what that could be!) ferret is that it is comprehended ferret is a smart animal (sometimes TOO smart!) ferret is a biter what should i do? ferret is lost ferret is a domesticated carnivore in the mustelidae family ferret is a matriarch ferret is also very good in opening locks (Clever little monkeys aren't they!) ferret is that it is comprehended to be a low maintenance pet ferret is the perfect pet for you (I couldn't have said it better!) ferret is a well respected fifth grade teacher (WOW, I knew public schools were desperate for teachers...) ferret is about to go to the bathrooms they will usually search for a corner to go in and exhibit a backing up motion with their rear end ferret is the right pet for you ferret is the most popular pet after dogs and cats in this country (ferrets are cooler than cats and dogs! hehe) ferret is motionless (as it lies under the couch/bed waiting to pounce on unsuspecting ankles!) ferret is a direct descendant of the european polecat ferret is caged it is important that they receive 4 but no less that 2 hours of "out of cage time" a day ferret is sick ferret is behaving or appearing abnormally (and "normal" behavior is...) ferret is also incredible fast and extremely curious (think a hybrid of Curious George and Speed Racer) ferret is a beast of prey and not as so many people think a rodent (AMEN! How many times have those exact words come out of my nmouth... If only I had a nickle for every time!) ferret is rather uninviting (only to those who haven't met them!) ferret is fighting you ferret is our best friend ferret stuff is fun (OH YEAH!) ferret is specialized for the needs of atmosphere ferret is nocturnal and may be active above ground for only a few minutes every few days ferret is active in daylight (Revision: Ferret is active whenever you are trying to do anything tedious!) ferret is about 2 feet long (WHAT! You mean I have vertically challenged ferrts! Better invest in one of those midevil stretching thingamabobs!) ferret is found in open space where prairie dog towns are found ferret is designed to constantly search and dig out the information in a time efficient and cost effective manner (HA! That only applies to things they aren't supposed to have!) ferret is pine pelleted litter ferret is or has been restless and irritable ferret is a domestic animal descended from polecats ferret is visit the kennel beforehand ferret is a type of small mammal that belongs to the weasel ferret is listed as an official endangered species ferret is relatively young ferret is a highly energized pet (Spastic is another good word for it!) ferret is 20 to 24 inches in length ferret is a playful creature which will supply endless laughter with his tricks and games (You're darned right they can!) [Posted in FML issue 4061]