>I'm going to try that with the corner newspapers when my little >fuzzgals bums don't go all the way! "bum bum, paper paper, all the way!" >Wish me luck! hee hee >Risa LOL! That is hilarious! Once when Steve annoyed Haleakala (named after the volcano) she glared at him, turned around and turded on his socked foot! Then there was Fritter. We used to get non-alcoholic wines that had ornamental smooth bottle caps over the screw-on tops to look like fancy cork tops. Most of the ferrets liked to bat them around, but she found that she could position her bum above one and that the cap held about the amount of one turd. We'd just go around picking up and tossing bottle caps. She always would do a one-dot bum rub next to each one which Steve started us calling her "signing her art work". [Posted in FML issue 4016]