Condolences to those with lost, sick, or angeled furriers... (Hey! I'm making a nest under the luv seat...anybuddy got any spare fur for me?) My ferrets aren't free-roam. They are "Toll-Roam" ferrets. They must PAY for roaming in my house! They don't get out full-time, as they are just children and can't be trusted! The little thieves! However, each bunch gets out anywhere from 3 to 6 hours per day, so they might as well be cage-free! They are not allowed to scamper around without charge, though! When released from confinement, they must: 1) Give cuddles and hugs 2) If they are the kissy-fert types, they must give at least 2-dozen kisses 3) They must run, bounce, laugh, sing and be happy (within reason) 4) They must engage in at least one game of tag 5) They must crowd around for snax at the appointed time 6) They must come up and "nose-stamp" my glasses at least once 7) At least one fert per group must dance around directly in front of my feet when I'm busy carrying things. There are other requirements, as well, but I know you would all be bored to tears if I listed them all. Uh, that is, unless *your* ferts are all required to fulfill some "job" in your house, too! :) Any lists of your own? :) Todd and the (Anybuddy got change for a 'dook' or a 'snuggle'?) Fuzzbutt Rodeo Clowns! --- mailto:[log in to unmask] http://www.netconex.com/toddl/page2/ [Posted in FML issue 4032]