*******a recently "un-hobbed" very large albino typing at the computer******** Heeeeyyyyy brothur Big Bear!! Hows it hangin' buddy?? Oh oh, no no, sorry, sorry!! I forgot! We don't have anything hangin' anymore since Wednesday! We saw Dr. K for our special visit. Now I know what mommy meant by "special". (hiss, hiss) Dr. K put our nards in separate jars for our mommies to keep. My mommy took the jar and put it right next to daddy's toothbrush. When daddy saw it, asked what it was....... he was totally grossed out and horrified!! He said mommy was evil! Mommy said if daddy was bad to her, that would happen to him I hope daddy believes her. Look what happened to me! Dr. K made a funny about how I tried to hug dat little doggie last week. She said we would of made "Forkies" !! Hee hee! So how you feelin'? I feel ok. I still want to chase those girls (and any other animal I can get my paws on) and I smell bad and I pee on everything. My mommy says she hopes dat will change in a couple of weeks along with my attitude problem. Then I can sleep and play with all da other fuzzies again. Wooohooo, can't wait! Sooooo Big Bear, I hear you got some more "all natural" girls at your house from Fallon, NV. When do I get to see dem? Did you tell dem about me? What do they look like? Any smelly albino girls for me? I just love dose red eyes Albino's have more fun ya know. God Bless you brothur, Luv da Polar Bear *******the large albino "carefully" jumps down off the desk, climbs into his cage, crawls into his nice warm blankies and snuggles down to sleep and dream of the "all natural" Fallon girls******** [Posted in FML issue 4024]