Dear Jillie,
 
my mom does silly things with my fur too.  She brushes it forward from
the back of my head so that i look like a punk.  what's with these silly
humans?  don't they know we don't like having our fur brushed in the
wrong direction?  And what do they know anyway?  they only have fur on
their head.  What's up with that?
 
Dooks,
Rocky
[Posted in FML issue 4022]