Dear Ruby Jean, You needn't worry. I will not be bringing that Dippy the Ranger. She can ask all she wants. Everyone is allowed to ask Santa for all the wishes they want each year. I'm here to tell you though, that her list is a bit, uh.... extravagent? I cannot give Dippy what is not mine to give. I have looked into my crystal snowball and I see that Ranger the Alpha Ferret's heart has already been given to you. I can't take that away. That is not what Santa is here for.. Ho-Ho-Ho! I cannot even give Dippy a real kitty. She only wants to bite their fuzzy chubby toes I fear. I wouldn't do that to Tommy. Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe she feels close to them and that is why she was saved because of them. But Santa.... is rarely wrong.. Ho-ho-ho!! Merry Christmas, Santa [Posted in FML issue 4003]