::A butterscotch puchy faced ferret waddles in the darkness, and a little Dippy girl follows closely behind:: Butters Gizzie Goo: [in the voice of Butters in the show Southpark] "Are you sure we won't get caught?" Dippy: "Sure! It don't matter if'n we do anyways" Butters: "What do ya mean" Dippy: "Weeeeell when they find me, I gets rewards! I gets scooped up and hugged, and cuddled, and kissed, and talked to! They gets so excited when I is bad." Butters: "Hold on! This is BAD?!" Dippy: "uuuuh.... uhhh no...nonono....did I say bad? No.... no I did'nt say that. I said uh.. rad.....yeah rad.... as in adventurous. Uh huh" Butters: "Oh.. well uhhhh... okay. HEY, whats that light up ahead?" Dippy: "It's da light for us ferrets for when we gets out so we's can see and play. See it's down so low and its tiny for us and not too bright?" Butters: "Oh wow, how cool is that?! I did'nt know they had ferret lights" Dippy: "Yup, humans call em night lights. You should see da one my Doodlebuggies mommy has. It has pictures of ferrets on it. It's a REAL ferret light." Butters: "I wanna see." Dippy: "Well ya gots ta get out more Butters.. I mean really. Anyway, ya gots to get 'rad' and come out and type on da computer so that http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=740899350 comes up. Den ya can see it. And if'n ya type more, ya can bid on it! And buy it! Den it shows up at your house later and....: ::Mommy and Daddy enter:: Mommy: "#^&%@ you weasils! Scott we have weasils!" Daddy: "Butters! You don't get out in the dark at night, whats wrong with you, this is not like you...... come on" Mommy: "Come here little girl. Awe dats da pretty widdle baby.... awe.... ::kiss kiss kiss, bite da toes:: Yer so pretty, yes you are. I"m yer mommy... I"m yer mommy yes I am... I love you so muches!" ::singing now:: "I'm yer mommy now don't ya know its okay? I'm yer mommy now don't know its okay? I"m yer mommy don't ya know it and I really wanna show it I"m yer mommy and I love ya its okay!" Wolfy Wolfy's site has MOVED to: http://wolfysluv.jacksnet.com/ [Posted in FML issue 3984]