Dear Santa, Ruby Jean of the 8 Closet Thieves, here, again. I want to thank you for all the wonderful sleep sacks, balls & treats we received for Christmas. The Sleep sacks are so soft and warm and the balls are fuzzy and make funny noises. Tommy, the Pesky Cat who thinks he's a ferret, ran away with all the decorations on the lower branches of the Christmas Tree, so we had nothing to steal, I mean to put away for "Safe Keeping", for Mommy. Santa, I was surprised you left him some toy mice to play with. He has NOT been a good CAT! Mostly, I wanted to say, Thank you for the 2 Heart-felt letters, I found in my Christmas Stocking, on Christmas morning, from MY RANGER. I must be honest, I was a bit disappointed and cried, not finding Ranger waiting there, in my stocking, Santa. Mommy picked me up and said not to cry, that there must be a GOOD reason. Maybe Santa, knew Ranger's Mommy & Gang would be really sad without him, special at Christmas. So I'm being a big girl Santa. (So remember that next year.) Mommy also said, I should look at the positive side, I know now, that Ranger, the Alpha Ferret Heart, is TOTALLY MINE. No more do I have to worry about "Dippy, the Floozy" stealing him. So, since MY RANGER couldn't be with me at Christmas, I'll met him, in my dreams. Everyone of them. Oh I need a nap. Ruby Jean [Posted in FML issue 4010]