So I see there be a gathering of Scottish Ferrets!!! Let there be known that Clan Cambell be strong and quick with their swords. Here in the land of Richmond, Va. there be the most worthy and smartest Clan know of the ferrets. We are three strong- Tracie, Marlene & Nancy all be of Cambell blood- we jist blessed the Richmond Highland Event 2 weeks past with our Scot Ferrets- and we offered legging competions, ( where a man with a wooden leg bested the rest of the brave hearted souls)- we also tied the blue ribbon around the best winkie under a kilt, and to make everthing fair, we even tied a red ribbon around the saddest-to-be-seen winkie. So bewere the Clan Cambell, tis we be silent yet deadly to yon enemies. Our ferrets be clever and smelly, so that they be a warning to yea all! We do be friendly and stand fast with any deserving Scot ferrets, but we take no crap from any unworthy ferret clans. Dooks to yea all, Clan Cambell/ aka Richmond Ferret Rescue League Tracie, Marlene and Nancy [Posted in FML issue 3963]