Bob, I am ROTFLMAO! I thoroughly enjoyed this post and Church's Chicken is my absolute favorite fast food chicken! Now, if you will just STOP rubbing our noses in the fact that your Hawaiian shirts get to go to England and mine DON"T, all will be just fine. Didn't Linda Iroff recently go there too? Hmmm, methinks I need a trip to the Emerald Isle (actually I would settle for a trip down a sapphire aisle - oh, that's not the same you say). Off to make some more gravy. renee :) & The Poop-in-the-Corner Gang [Posted in FML issue 3957]