Q: "Why did you call it 'Bob's Chicken Gravy?' Ego or what?" A: Yes. Actually, it was a pun. There is a widespread fastfood chicken restaurant named "Church's Chicken." I love dipping their drumsticks into their gravy, or I did when I could still eat the stuff. Since my last name is Church, the reference was designed as a play on words. Church's Chicken, Bob Church's Chicken Gravy? It looks like gravy? You can nuke it for a ferret's version of fast food? Get it? There are many foods I have designed using a play on ferret's names as their name, including Tui's Chewies, BearMeat, Tori's Tone Up, Sorci's Soup, Amber's Ambrosia, Silly's Vitamin Sauce, and Wizard's Gizards (and many more!). I just like the play on words. Here is an example of a series of bone puns I had to cut from my bone-eating post, removed so the post would fit the FML length restriction: You're axis me to talk about bones? At-las I have a bone-afide problem to talk about that I love! Have I gone to heaven, or has my spongiosa brain gone wacky and am I just temporal-ly insane? Sit bacula bit, and I'll scratch that intellectual ischium on your scapula and attempt to malleus your mind. I'll try not to be a bonehead by being too humerus, so keep your shin up, and I'll talus you about my frequently osteophagous ferrets. I won't fibula, but I might rib you a bit. I promise not give you the shaft, and I'll try to make this as compacta as possible. Egotistic or just demented? You decide. Bob C [Posted in FML issue 3954]