Me and my babies are a Clan Campbell; Scotch-Irish, and Shannon and
Finnegan even have the first names to go with it!
 
And I don't know tons about chinchillas, Valerie, but they should at
least have a dust bath in their cage.
 
-April Armstrong Campbell, and Finnegan, Shannon, Cora, Marley and
 Nicodemus, of Shawn's Clan Campbell in MA!
 
"There's nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman."
-Groundskeeper Willy, "The Simpsons"
[Posted in FML issue 3964]