Sukie writes >a masked crusader in Oberlin, "Turkey Avenger" aka "The Masked Goobler" >who is going around leaving presents on people's doorsteps and giving >chase. I have tried to get my two meat eaters, Cassie and Andi, to deal with this problem, but they want me to pluck and cook it first. Cranberry sauce is optional, they say, but they do want a ferretone based gravy. In this college town, some are having trouble distinguishing the wild bird from some of the faculty on campus. Linda Iroff Oberlin OH [Posted in FML issue 3964]