please, everyone, just tell Wolfy to go away and do her work!  Do not
write her, do not respond to her.
 
Wolfy, you are loved.  Now, get back to work and finish the dadgum
article!
 
Love,
A Friend
 
[Moderator's note: Kinda a semi-private joke, I'm told.  Wolfy has an
assignment she needs to finish!  BIG]
[Posted in FML issue 3963]