Hiyas all you crazy FML human slaves! Dis is do Bonnie Kins, the sweeteist, smallest, cutest.. Minxie Luv--(under breath) Yadda yadda yadda...geez she rambles... Bonnie--I heard that young upstart! Come over here and I will kick your silver butt! Minxie Luv--<snicker> Sweetest? Smalest? Yo, Petey, I think she is pulling your leg here! Look at the hypocratic talk she is giving! Bonnie <glaring> UhHum. I am here to announce dat we got lots of new ferrets in for adoption! Go to www.scalesandtails.org to see their pictures! Also, sombody NEEDS to adopt Hoss. He NEEDS to go very quickly. He is, um, cute, and fat, and NEEDS to go now! Monxie Luv--Gonna tell them why? Huh? Huh? HEHEHEHE Bonnie--Shut up! Minxie Luv--Yous just mad at him cause he squished like a bug! You squaled and squaled and he wouldn't move! CLyde had to coem rescue you! Bonnie--Yous just jealous cause your bothers don't care about you! Clyde is strong! HE whupped up Hoss bad! Hoss wieghed 4 lbs and Clyde is only 1.5 and had adrenal surgery this summer, ad he whupped that kid! Minxie Luv--I saw you sleepign with Hoss last nigt. Bonnie--Well duh! Momie is getting the furnace replaced cause it brike, so Hoss puts off lots of body heat. Minxie luv---Well, dem other kids seem nice. Calmaity finally told Mommie her name is NOT Calliope as Mommies thought, and Sugar is getting better and not as afraid. She doesn't liek other ferrets though, but nolonger bites human slaves. And Alex and Damien are in quarentine, and will be available next wee. They are cool! All da tests for ADV came back negative, so Mommie was happy. Bonnie--Remember the 7 ADV kids? The ones mommie got so upset about? Well dey are on the ADV giving tree. They were all dumped in a little cat arrier and left at AngelPAws Dog and Cat Rescue. They all tested positive, and theone who had a cold is all better ow. They are named Sesame Street names, but mommie can't match the names to faces as she is unsure. However, she did get them put up, though she thinks some of the pictures got mixed up, but that is OK. Yvonne has over 53, yes over 53 ADV kids besides these 7, so pictures don't matter. There is a kid at her place who needs a sponser. Please, sponsorone of the many! http://www.mkaresq.com/tree5.htm all presents can be sent to Yvonne at FuzzTek North! Bonnie, Clyde, Minixe Luv, Bad Beorn Bear, Gimli, Gloin, Foxie the Face Biter, Willow, and Timon Fosters: Loki, Sugar, Calamity, Hoss, Alex, and Damien All served by Gail Want to adopt an exotic? Need help to place one? Go here: http://www.scalesandtails.org [Posted in FML issue 3962]