Ranger Da Alpha Ferret here. My human slave was on that card exchange you silly humans seem to always indulge yourself in. I have waited till today to send everyone on her list something much better then just a card. I have not forgotten any of you so be on the look out for your envelopes with a treasure inside from me and the other futzles in my household. I would have gotten them out a tad sooner but there is a new topic amongst many of my ferrety brothers and sisters. Something to do with some psycho ferret oracle that is basically another charlatan like that Miss. Cleo of your human world. I am neutral on this Oracle but playing in poopy to make predictions sounds kinda anti-social to me. But I will give her a chance. Who knows what may happen. All I know is that the Clan McKrackin' is seething with wanting her brought to him. Dead or alive, he does not care. The Bagpipes play mystical music 24 hours a day in his castle and there is a foreboding about some place in Tennessee called Chattanooga. Either way The Clan Ranger is going to wait to see where all this leads to before we make our decision. -- Ranger [Posted in FML issue 3959]