Lance, Lance, Lance, Buddy ya don't go to the Oracle about lil girlie ferrets. Ya come to me, Petey the Hubba Hubba. I learned everything I know from my brudder Doodlebug. And you know those Hollywood types are smooth. Buddy this is what ya do. You give her a chewweasel, smile, and wiggle your whiskers. Just when ya get her riiiiiiiight where ya want her, YA LEAP! Jump on her back, grab her neck, and let out a mighty poof. Then drag her to your favorite hidey hold and show her all your favorite treasures. I am tellin ya Lance,it works everytime. Also I toss my old lil black book to you buddy. Use it well.I don't need it anymore, I found my true love. My sweet Bonnie da Sguidgett. She is the best ferret girlie in the world. I have her picture on the wall by my cage. And I sleep in a bootiful hammie she sent me. She is wonnerful. Dooks, Petey [Posted in FML issue 3958]