Dear FML Members: I recommend highly that you order the 2003 FML Calendar from Judy Cooke at [log in to unmask] It is a truly spectacular calendar, one you won't see hanging around people's walls just any old where. It has true class, beauty, personality and longevity. It's only the 2nd of its kind to be offered to the general public and will, therefore, probably increase dramatically in value, just as its subjects increase in the affection of the world. (Only think how rich you'd be now if you'd spent a palty $17.50 on an original Elvis calendar from 1956 or a Beatles' calendar from 1963.) Yet, ferrets' pictures on the FML calendar are as likely of of being sold by their owners as the Hope Diamond or the Mona Lisa. They are true ferrets in their true environment, beloved and (may I say it?) next thing to worshipped. If you want a truly beautiful and enriching gift for yourselves or your significant others, then please consider a gift that will last a lifetime (or even longer if you invest in framing). This is a Christmas gift that can't go wrong. Even the most ignorant of your giftees will exclaim, "Wow! What is THAT??!!??" It's soooooo DARLING!!" [Posted in FML issue 3976]