My name is not important. What is relevent is that I am a sable girl who is very dainty and loveable and I might add very pretty. I can't seem to get me a boyfriend fert for some reason. The one out in California is taken already with some 'Dippy" named weasel and he is faithful to her and that leaves me off his list. He wants to be 'friends'. Yeah, right. Well I am looking at this older type gent named Rascal as he has captured my heart and soul. I need to know if you see anything in that crystal ball of yours (what is an Oracle, by the way) and see if there is a chance with him. I love him for what he is and all that he has endured and will endure with his upcoming surgery. Please tell me some good news. I am tired of being a lonely sable and I have a lot to offer the right ferret. His mommy is so sweet too. She makes these really terrific afghans and sleepers for humans and ferrets and to have her for a mother-in-law.......well that is my dream of dreams, Oh Great Ferret Oracle of The Mystical Realm of Futzles. You can e-mail me privately with a reading. Anonymous Ferret Femme Fetale [Posted in FML issue 3955]