Ok, nobody else has come up with this one, so I feel compelled to put it out there: "Crazy Dog" brand makes a scent(like a perfume, not really a deodorizer) called "baby dog" -- it is a warm baby powder scent, and is formulated for puppies. I bought it at petsmart a long time ago, and do not know where it is available now. It is the *only* thing I have ever found that complements the nice musky smell of a ferret. the ferret will smell like baby powder. Of course, I almost never use it - as soon as I spray it, my ferrets do what I call the "dance of indignity," and then hide from me until I put the horrible stuff away. Sometimes just seeing me with the spray bottle (it is a distinctive hot pink and yellow pattern) will cause them to turn tail and run. But it does smell wonderful. Melissa [Posted in FML issue 3927]