Ok.  Let me see if I've got this.  Bob C.  is a relational homolog to
Niel Diamond.
 
Bob, how many million years ago did your ancestors diverge from the
genotype of soft-pop icons in leather pants?  You have stated a
preference for Hawaiian shirts, thus, on the phenotypic level surely
you cannot be a CLOSE homolog to Niel Diamond.  Perhaps you are best
described as an irrational homolog to Neil Diamond.
 
Alexandra in Massachusetts
(my head hurts now)
[Posted in FML issue 3950]