Chocolate Moose: "Gimme that fishing pole, you munchkin!" Zipper: "Are there any ferret-size fishies around here?" Chocolate Moose: "Yeah, they're called minnows." Zipper: "Tazzy, if I push Moose into the water, can you fish him out?" Tazzy: "If you two don't behave, I'm calling off the whole expedition." Chocolate Moose and Zipper: "No, don't do that! We're having fun. As long as we don't get wet." Tazzy: "Just keep your life jackets on and everything will be fine." Zipper: "Say, how come Tazzy wasn't wearing a life jacket in that ferret calendar photo?" Chocolate Moose: "He was posing for the photo. Nobody ever looks SAFE in an action photo. How would it look if Rambo made a movie demonstrating how to operate the safety latch on his machine gun?" Zipper: "I think we need some more ferrets on this expedition. Then I would have someone ELSE to talk to besides you." [Posted in FML issue 3933]