I like to make up songs and sing to the kids. Of course, if I rewrite a popular song, I can usually only get the first verse figured out and then just keep singing that one verse over and over to the kids. They seem to like it. However, Damon came up with a good one tonight... Keep in mind, we give ferretone as a snack before bed. We squeak the ball and they come to their room for their ferretone. To the theme song of "SHAFT" Who is the man, with Ferretone in hand? Dad! Damn right! That's as far as it got, but I was laughing so hard when my hubby got to the high pitched "dad!" :-) April and the 10 dancing to SHAFT fuzzies... http://www.gallaty.com http://www.proudpickers.com http://www.assholeclub.com http://www.zansbeautysalon.com [Posted in FML issue 3928]