Oh!  Oh!  OH!!!  I gott a dem thingie called a wuv letter!  And I got
foamie fries and Chew Weasles!  All you udder jills be jealous cause MY
PETEY (mine, mine,mine, not gonna share wid ya!) sent me a wuv letter!
As soon as I can get my hooman's to go away, I send wpne back.  Dis is
true wuv.
 
Bonnie (sends kisses to her Big Handsome Boy Petey)
Want to adopt an exotic?  Need help to place one?  Go here:
http://www.scalesandtails.org
[Posted in FML issue 3926]