Spendig part of an oxygen deprivation day looking at http://www.apple.com/switch/ads/gautamgodse.html and Steve said to me, "Ashling would do an ad." I think that it would go like this: "My dad and mom are clueless about order. They simply don't understand what goes where. There I was one day with the chance to fix thing up and surprise them, but I just couldn't figure out the physics and engineering aspects of how to do the work rapidly, or how to make a visual record of the changes, so I got on a Mac. In no time at all I had learned how to make and use a trebuchet and the digital camera work was easy. All I had to do was to attach the cable between my Mac and the camera. Now that I have figured this out I think I'll learn how to crash the computers at Verizon Wireless and their ad agency because, unlike Apple, they don't know how to make good ads. My name is Ashling Ferret and I'm a Havoc Monger." What do you think? What ads would your ferrets make, and what would the copy look like? [Posted in FML issue 3901]