Hey, awhile ago you hoomans were wondering what we fuzzies would do if we had real jobs. What did you mean "if" we ferrets had real jobs?! We do! It's our job to make you smile, laugh, and fill your lives with joy (-: All that other stuff we do (so helpful around the house!) is just for fun. Now that you've brought attention to the value of working fuzzies, we think it's time you've started to pay up! So, put a little jar aside for fuzzie wages. Whenever we do a particularly good job of making your life silly - put in a quater (or more!). Think of our antics as performance art! Like those street shows, now we need to pass our little hats around for tips. We'll save our wages and then everynow and then you can help us spend them. Sign us up for the Kouri Fan Club, help us fight ADV, or enable us to support SOS. Help us work for our fellow fuzzies!! Signed, Mikette "Long live FLO and minimum wage!" Baby "Um, can I work part time? I need my naps!" Jillie "I'm willing to work overtime if Cheerios are involved!" [Posted in FML issue 3896]