Me the naughty boy.  Da Mom and Dad done kept putting me by myself today
cause I was biting and clawing and making everybody nervous.  Me wants to
crash da party too!  Me no like girl ferrets; they bite back real hard.
It must be a surprise crash; Bonnie seems smart, so keep it hush, hush.
Me thinks Merry might come along too, but me knows Pirate and Loki will
stay home with dem's girlfriend.
 
-Lance (Da big bad a**)
[Posted in FML issue 3908]