In response to BIG's mea culpa: BIG is not bad man moderation is hard work dooks to our BIG guy Here are the winning entries from the Great Ferret Haiku Contest! (There are 5 that were chosen): [With no idea in advance who wrote them. BIG] 3 from Kim Wolf: Evil sock must die! I pounce but you do not cry - I killed you last week Oh, how my heart bleeds Ferretone is what I need The bottle is dry Oh look! A raisin! Hiding in the corner. No- A dried-up poopie From Denise Hebert: Hammock swinging free Three tails and one little head Jumbled ferret ball From Patti Riggert: Come to me my treat Oops, a Cherrio is lost Rolling far away I had promised a ferrety wall hanging to the winners, and will still follow through on that! If the winners could e-mail me privately and give me their addresses, I'll get those to them in a reasonable time frame! Thanks again to everyone who created these ferret haikus!! The entire list is still available to anyone who'd like it, and there are over 150 haikus. Some are funny and some will bring tears to your eyes. There is a boatload of talent here on the FML. If anyone would like the complete set of the haikus, please e-mail me and I'll send it to you. Thanks again everybody for the great ferret haikus!! -Heather [Posted in FML issue 3902]