Verizon has a TERRIBLE new ad.  It's supposed to be funny but isn't.
There is what looks like take off from a bad taxidermy job on a panda
ferret, and it is making rodent noises to a growling young man across a
table, then it leaps and grabs his tongue while he dials out for help,
screaming all the while.
[Posted in FML issue 3867]