Dis is da Bestest Bear--the 200 lb St. Bernard conquering Bear! My momma got back from being missing. i called and called, and she finally drug herself home. Den she said she missed me and gave me raisins. I scolded her and told her to go to her cage cause she be bad. She gave me more treats. I caved and smothered her wid da kisses! Momma is sad cause she didna have email for 10 whole days! So if der was any problems wid da summer card exchange, she does not know. Hopefully, she does na find out da packages I mailed! I tell her Bonnye did it. She yelling at da Bonnie-squidget for spending lots of money on eBay, so she is da likely suspect. Minxie Luv has discovered she is part kangaroo. She jumps over the PVC pipe and board enclosures. For da little thing, she jump far! I be impressed. I tell her she gotta teach me, but den she says I too big! Da little witch! Bad Beorn Bear, male spokes ferret of da NJ House-Zoo! Bonnie, Minxie, Clyde, Gimli, Gloin, Willow, Fox Itty-Bit, Lucky, Mystra Oberon Igsley, Beowulf, Ophelia and I canna count da fish. Der be zillions. But I like da killer anenome. It ate da clown fish! [Posted in FML issue 3865]