Kimberly!  I've enjoyed all the wonderful stories from everyone else,
but YOURS takes the cake!!  Are you sure you aren't part of a Simpson's
episode or Malcolm in the Middle?  I wish you had a video camera to
document that terrific comedy of errors!  Thanks for the laugh, and
thanks for starting up this line of postings.  I hope they never stop.
Let's keep 'em coming, everyone!
[Posted in FML issue 3891]