Hmmm ...  Let's see ...
 
Marshmallow is 4 and Pico is 3 and I can only remember bathing them once.
I think it was after we took them to the beach and I wanted to make sure
they didn't have any sand fleas or anything.  Used baby shampoo.  I find
that by feeding them good food and washing the bedding, all my ferrets
ever smell like is Fritos.
 
-Laura and the dynamic duo
[Posted in FML issue 3878]