I haven't seen the Verizon ferret commercial yet, but reading what
everyone has to say about it, I'm not sure if I want to!  And you
wonder why lots of people think ferrets are nasty.  They should make a
commercial showing a ferret dooking around and doing the happy dance bc
his owner uses Verizon...I think everyone would get a kick out of that
one and smile.
 
Here's Verizon's address so we can all drop them a line:
Verizon Communications
Corporate Headquarters:
1095 Avenue of the Americas
New York, New York 10036
Gladys, Sam, Pichu & Toby
[Posted in FML issue 3869]