Hiyas everyone, My name is Sniper and I'm da head fuzz at my den. We used ta be known as da Athens Carpet Shark Society but momma had to move for skooling. Anyway da rest of da kids here thought it was time for us ta come clean and let it be known we are FLO members. Not only are we members, but we made a huge discovery dat all you other fuzzies might want ta know about. And dis idea don't need assembly *dook dook* We have found a replacement for da cat-apult!!!! Its not easy ta follow but, all ya got ta do is ignore da cat. They can't stand it so they will start following you around then try and do da same things you do so they can join in the ferret games. Trust me it works. We've trained our cat ta steal socks and bigger pieces of clothes from momma for us, attack da carpet and even use da poopie papers! Of course we still don't let da cat join in ferret games but boy she can make one heck of a neat mess! We are still trying ta figure out how ta train it ta steal treats for us, but that's not working so good cuz it eats our treats. Keep posted for more cat uses besides artillery! Oh, and momma was wondering if there is a shelter in the Raleigh, NC area so if any of your hooman slaves know, ask them to email momma. Until next time! Sniper - president of the Raleigh Floor Monkeys Levelor - VP of the RFM Yeti - paratrooper (minus the parachute) Trinity - treasurer (aka master thief) Pachino - dance instructor and surviving member of the Athens Mafia Rainbow Bridge Members Skooch - ambassador and watchferret Mussolini - Athens Mafia don Honorary Members Hyperrat(aka Tasha) - hooman slave Cheweezil - the ferCAT [Posted in FML issue 3891]