I've posted about the new rescue that we got in July. She's the one that bit Tazzie on his butt and he then stalked her as best he could with his wheels making so much noise lol. We named her Skittles because after everyone found out how savagely she bit when she came near they just seemed to skittle. She has calmed down alot but it still hurts alot just now blood and gnawed skin. My daughter came over at midnight last night because I had an emergency with one of the pups. She came through the door and kicked off her shoes. I told her that Skittles was up and about but she was all, SO, I'm not scared of her etc.. We were intently working on the puppy and didn't see Skittles. I swear she no more than did a lick and my daughter took off with Skittles chasing behind. There was a wet spot on the floor and we have slick floors anyway so that Tazzie could get his wheels going. Anyway, there was a wet spot on the slick floor, a maniac ferret chasing a 20 year old girl who stepped in the pee, did the arm waving trying to keep my balance juggle. Skittles stopped and just watched this and in the meantime, Laura ended up falling on her butt and sliding halfway across the floor. As soon as she stopped rolling she jumped to her feet and looked down and Skittles was there just waiting for round 2. I picked Skittles up and gave her a treat and she went on. I can't remember when my husband and I laughed so hard. Laura was laughing to. She wasn't hurt and what really made it so funny is that I had just told everyone about me going to the chiropractor because I'd fallen down and hurt myself because you have to watch how you fall so you don't hurt a ferret even at the expense of hurting yourself more. I didn't have any ferrets around me when I fell but you have to look the whole way down and you get in some pretty weird positions. My doc. thought I was nuts. He said better a smushed ferret than broken bones but I KNOW that's not true. Anyway it was hilarious! Lois Missing 8 Hugging 16 [Posted in FML issue 3889]