Uncle Todd,
 
You said all dem animals is supposed to smell like what they eat.
 
We eat de same food as dem stinkin' ferts!!  We don't smell like 'em!!
 
They like to pretend we is giant toys to bite.  We always have to run
away.  Dem stinkin' ferts are the rulers of dis house.
 
Connor and C'mer Cat, hmmmpppfff
 
Ps from Ma
Hey Todd, you mean all your ferts don't smell like baby food?  I thought
they had *all* trained you to spoon feed them by now!  Mags ;-)
[Posted in FML issue 3882]