This Ferret Song is sung to the tune of "I'll be loving you always".
 
Enjoy,
 
Mary Cohen
 
I will take your keys, always!
Hide them where I please, always!
When you've made the bed,
I'll be playing dead
Underneath the spread, always, always!
Buy me foamy fries always!
You must realize always!
I am here to stay,
I must have my way,
Not for just a day
But always!
[Posted in FML issue 3830]