This is a great topic, something I havent seen on here before. Arthur (AKA Farty Pants) owns a store called Pants Towne. We have called him "Pants" for a long time and about 6 weeks ago we moved, and lo and behold, across the street from our place is a store called Pants Towne. We theorize that during the day while we're gone, he is hard at work at Pants Towne. We imagine him and his staff (all ferrets of course) trying to restock the store. Inevitably, as ferrets do, they all fall asleep and the would-be customers have no one to help them. So until they hire another species that can actually stay awake, I dont think they're going to generate much business. We even came up with a theme song for Pants Towne. Back in the 80's there was a popular rap song, I think by Sir Mix-a-Lot that starts out, "I like big butts and I cannot lie..." well, we did Farty's theme song to that song, which goes something like this... "I sell great pants and I cannot lie, So why dont you come and try To buy your pants at Pants Towne I promise I wont let you down We got all pants, big and small It dont matter if you're short or tall So stop on by today Located at the Crossroads Mall!" Poor Farty Pants, he has no idea...lol Becky and Heather The Magnificent Seven: Abby, Andre, Annie, Arthur, Avery (AKA Sleepy), B-O-B Bob and Peanut Buttery Boy [Posted in FML issue 3833]