I am Weasel
I small like a hamster
My hooman tell me
But a Ferret I am, as you can see
My color is cinnamon Brown
My name is Weasel soft as can be
My War dance is funny when you see me
I dook and dook till I pancake down
Sometime I leave a mess for Mom to Find
she don't mind, As all hoomans know
she love me so Dookie Dook away I go.
I have more things to do today
I just wanted to say hay
[Posted in FML issue 3850]