Condolences to those with lost, sick, or angeled Ferretone Freeloaders...
 
(Just put a nipple on the bottle and hand it over, Dad!)
 
Do my ferrets use scratching posts?  Of course!  They use:
 
My legs (especially when I'm wearing shorts!)
The cat (whether he's wearing shorts or not)
The kitchen cabinets (trying to get in)
The fridge (trying to get in)
The back door (trying to get out)
The paper shredder (completely covered, so they CAN'T get in!)
 
Todd and the (ScratchScratchScratch) Fuzzbutt Rodeo Clowns!
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[Posted in FML issue 3850]