>From: Rebecca Stout <[log in to unmask]> > >... Get backs are a @#$%! Remembering the pain of of going into a full >rut, he pulled a real hum dinger on me. He began by "heheing" like a >ferret. I was snidely thinkging to myself that it was working already >he is already acting like an idiot. He dooked around, then he suddenly >lunged and tackled me on the bed, pinned me down,,,,,,,, and gave me the >worst ear washing I ever had in my life. > >He then bounced up away from a completely stunned, horrified me, and >said he had "marked his territory", he had "dominated me" and thereby >"impressed me". He then asked if I would like to be impressed further... After relating this story to my husband, he had only one question. "Did he poop in the corner?" B. Smith :-) [Posted in FML issue 3800]